According to paleoconservatives, pangolins shouldn't have scales.

According to paleoconservatives, pangolins shouldn't have scales.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >argonians be like

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AWOOGA

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pangolins look israeli as frick

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They look like exactly like unerected uncut human penis in opened state. At least, mine with such conditions looks like exactly like these!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So whats the explanation then?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Long integuments becoming wide ones.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >paleoconservatives
    This isn't a real term right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it is, but it has nothing to do with paleontology

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does the milk taste like? How mich would you pay for a block of oangolin cheese?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Future paleontologists would reconstruct this as some sort of opossum anteater.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good, they shouldn't, unless they find hard evidence of such, that is. Conjecture and speculation must remain grounded, and scientists who want to make some big wake take it to literal meme tiers of make-believe. 100% of you are feathergays still coping over T-rex.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Feathers can be repressed into scales though.
        >but muh ostriches!!d!
        Not all animals evolve the same, apparently.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >th-they're there y-you just can't see them!11!!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What am I supposed to see here?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        eh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They would definitely know there was something weird going on, a little animal doesn't need such a heavy frame. They would probably turn him into a big chungus porcupine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. The skeleton of that thing looks like some kind of tamandua.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lord forgive me for what I am about to do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      W-what did you do?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A happy Fourth to you too, butthole

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know, I'd never seen pangolin teats before. I'm genuinely really surprised there are only two. I always assumed most quadrupedal mammals had four to six based on the examples I can think of, but now I realize that might have been misguided.

    I know this is a thinly veiled shitpost thread, but just how much variation in breast number is there among non-primate mammals?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      generally mammals have twice as many teats as the number of offfspring they birth at once.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Opossums have thirteen, arranged in a circle with one at the center. Like a clock. All in the pouch.
      Spotted hyenas are another with a just two, rather unique among the living hyenas, which usually have six. Rarely, another pair of non-functional nipples can develop. Though I've only seen one photo of that.
      Those are the interesting ones I know about so far.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Horses have two, located by the rear legs. Makes it look like nursing foals are sucking D

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bulls only have one

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy milkers.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they definitely shouldn't have breasts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What? Never breastfed from a pangolin before?

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