According to paleoconservatives, pangolins shouldn't have scales.

According to paleoconservatives, pangolins shouldn't have scales.

  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >argonians be like

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    AWOOGA

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pangolins look gnomish as fuck

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They look like exactly like unerected uncut human penis in opened state. At least, mine with such conditions looks like exactly like these!

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So whats the explanation then?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Long integuments becoming wide ones.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >paleoconservatives
    This isn't a real term right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is, but it has nothing to do with paleontology

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does the milk taste like? How mich would you pay for a block of oangolin cheese?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Future paleontologists would reconstruct this as some sort of opossum anteater.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good, they shouldn't, unless they find hard evidence of such, that is. Conjecture and speculation must remain grounded, and scientists who want to make some big wake take it to literal meme tiers of make-believe. 100% of you are featherfags still coping over T-rex.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feathers can be repressed into scales though.
        >but muh ostriches!!d!
        Not all animals evolve the same, apparently.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >th-they're there y-you just can't see them!11!!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What am I supposed to see here?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        eh?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They would definitely know there was something weird going on, a little animal doesn't need such a heavy frame. They would probably turn him into a big chungus porcupine.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. The skeleton of that thing looks like some kind of tamandua.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lord forgive me for what I am about to do

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      W-what did you do?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A happy Fourth to you too, asshole

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, I'd never seen pangolin teats before. I'm genuinely really surprised there are only two. I always assumed most quadrupedal mammals had four to six based on the examples I can think of, but now I realize that might have been misguided.

    I know this is a thinly veiled shitpost thread, but just how much variation in breast number is there among non-primate mammals?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      generally mammals have twice as many teats as the number of offfspring they birth at once.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Opossums have thirteen, arranged in a circle with one at the center. Like a clock. All in the pouch.
      Spotted hyenas are another with a just two, rather unique among the living hyenas, which usually have six. Rarely, another pair of non-functional nipples can develop. Though I've only seen one photo of that.
      Those are the interesting ones I know about so far.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horses have two, located by the rear legs. Makes it look like nursing foals are sucking D

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bulls only have one

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy milkers.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they definitely shouldn't have tits

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? Never breastfed from a pangolin before?

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