>accepting rent applications for one of my houses
>approve a young college aged couple with a decent income
>roastie waits until after approval to tell me she has two pitbull "ESAs" (for the record, I allow most pets. But my insurance doesn't cover pitbulls or high liability breeds.)
>tell them that suddenly the property will be unavailable for the next 6 months due to major water damage in the basement
>I still keep the money from their application fee because it's nonrefundable
Whew, dodged that bullet. These ESA retards seem to think they can just pull a fast one on me, but I've been at this longer than they've been alive. That said, when is this shit going to become illegal so white women can stop sneaking their untrained shitbulls into places where they aren't allowed?
Service animals should not exist
If you are truly too retarded to be able to go anywhere without a dog, you don't belong in society and should be institutionalized
I will only agree if airlines let large dogs in first class if they’re well behaved and leashed, and if you also agree that we must ensure the existence of a homogeneous aryan state.
if the nazis won dogs would be piloting the planes tbh
I believe that the anti landlord movement is a psyop to make people have individuals owners and instead accept corporation owners, like blackrock buying all the houses.
>oh it's fine if it's an Amazon house, I just hate landlords, not big corpo
Stop noticing things, chud. Aren't you feeling sleepy? I know I am *yawn*
I'd rather be communist scum than a literal, actual parasite on the belly of a sick and dying society.
>le capitalism is dying
2 more years, trust the plan commiebros
but i'm not though. it's a simple transaction, if i am paying you money it had better be an enjoyable experience for me, if not then i will be damaging your property to get my moneys worth out of it for fun. no anger, just me extracting my fair share of the transaction. the free market working as intended fren.
do americans not have legally binding contracts or something? In every renting contract I've signed, you're contractually obliged to return the flat in the same state it's been handed to you. If you do any damage you have to fix it
>you have to fix it
Idk about that but that's what a security deposit is for
>reasonable wear and tear
there's some stuff they just cannot come after you for and besides i keep it all subtle. stuff like oil down the drain, salt water in the shed door lock, sanding and scuffing up galvanised metal outdoors to promote rust. just things that they will never notice on the outgoing inspection but will become a problem for them in 6+ months.
what are you paying rent for?
>for the record, I allow most pets
I would've said that you were based but you're still okay with accepting dogs which means the neighbors still have to listen to the barking because most dog owners are lazy fucks.
OP, you are the one who fucked up here.
Either you are up front about breed restrictions, or you communicate like a mature adult that because they lied about having the dogs you have to revoke their application.
ESAs don't have to follow breed restrictions at all if they have a doctor's note.
ESA's are not a real thing that are recognized by tenancy boards. Anyone with an emotional support animal can go dilate.
i just bought my vacation/retirement/bugout dream home and every one is telling me i should air bb it as if that isn't the most cucked idea i've ever heard
you aren't supposed to buy property wwith your own money bro... that ruins my narrative about landlords...
the bank still owns most of it but the payments are low enough i could afford it on welfare
Based garden gnome
Sounds like both you AND the shitbull owners are terrible.
OP I have two dumbo rats would you accept my application? They aren’t ESA they’re just my friends
Few people are more based then your kind of landlord
And just like that your opinion on anything is dogshit. have a nice day, parasite.
People seriously try to sneak in ESAs? Good on you to deny them and protecting your neighborhood from shitbulls.
>anyone telling their lardlord what breed their dog is
Fake and gay.
Sure thing pitfag.
lmao the fucking garden gnome makes you pay him to have the privilege to pay him
glad I’ll never have to deal with you fucks
you wish :^)
Why not just say you don't allow pitbulls and your insurance doesn't cover it. That seems reasonable. Why make up the story about water damage?
>Why not just
If they already signed the paper worker you can't retroactively unsign them.
It's why shitbull owners lie about not having dogs until they sign 9/10 times.
Why not just be upfront from the start and in the contract that they can't have X breed of animal (or any animal for that matter), and when they bring it up after they sign it's a violation of a written agreement?
People think the emotional support thing exempts them from anything. You can read a lot about from airlines. People trying to take birds and what not.
I got declined for an apartment because they said my chinchilla is a "dangerous animal" I would need a ESA certificate to take him.
What the fuck is a chinchilla going to do? Alarm bark? Ignorance drives me up the wall. Learn about things before you make rules about them.
>>I still keep the money from their application fee because it's nonrefundable
USA is such a shithole lol... Also you literally stole from college students congrats.
OH NO MAYBE HECKIN BIDEN WILL FORGIVE THEIR LOANS
>Also you literally stole from college students congrats.
Pitmommy simp detected. If she didn't lie on the application, she wouldn't have gotten screwed over. It's instant justice.
Tell me it's some sort of joke and that american don't pay just to be able to pay for a place to rent.
It's common all over. Read about Key Money in Japan if you want an extreme version. Application fees are usually for covering the cost of running a background check here.
Just one step away from application fees for job interviews and to enter malls
Wtf is an application fee for a rental apt?
Lots of dilation in this thread
I'm torn. Landlords are scum of the earth, but pitbull owners are also scum of the earth.
>y-you can't just... buy property with your money!
sweet delicious poorfag cope
If you're renting and your house is safe and comfortable then you're just poorfagging at this point.
it should be illegal to own more than 2 residential properties
>But my insurance doesn't cover pitbulls or high liability breeds
lol that's not true
It's not uncommon for homeowner's insurance to not cover specific breeds.
landlords don't have homeowner's insurance, tardboy
Kek, why do you have restrictions against dogs? It's not my couch the dog is going to eat.
back when i was a rentlet i wanted a dog but couldn't have one. i did plenty of subtle property damage that went unnoticed.
>12 unique IP
Take your pills and stop making threads retard.
is this your first week on a slow board ?
Seriously, pitfags ruin everything.
>out of military
>Making a decent amount just going to school
>Over 770 credit, I'm fucking spotless
>Start looking for new apartments
>Require me to add what breed my dog is
>Tell them he's a terrier mix
He's actually jack russell x shelti mix, looks like a stereotypical jack russell just a few # bigger
>Get turned away from a shit ton of places
>keep getting the same response
>"We don't accept your dog breed"
>I have to start showing up in person with pup to get approved
>Apartment managers admit pitfags ruining everything by lying about breed
>once they see my pup isn't shitbull they ok me
If you have to lie about your dogs breed, it's a shit tier breed. Fuck pits and their trashy owners.
The ESA scam is, to date, the only way to safely transport a large dog a significant distance in a reasonable amount of time. Otherwise airlines demand dogs get flown in the cargo hold, where "if they die, they die, it's not our fault" is their unofficial policy and anyone who bitches is offered settlement money and told to shut up.
So it's not because of your gnomishness but the gnomishness of airlines that ESAs will get the crackdown
I never got why airlines just won't let people buy plane tickets for their stupid dogs Just make it expensive as fuck and force them to wear a muzzle and diaper, would save everyone a lot of trouble.
>force them to wear a muzzle and diaper
Force them how?
arm the flight attendants and instruct them to shoot their dog if they take the muzzle off, duh
Fraud is wrong when you take from normal people, but 100% right when you take from landlords. Landlords are the leeches of society. Unfair housing valuations, school shootings, homelessness, and liberalism all have their start in rent.
Based pit mommy was going to do OP the garden gnome a heckin property damage and make him spend money and do some work for once. J/K he was going to pay someone else to do some work.
Seethe, millennial. How is that arts degree paying?
>What do you do for a living?
>I was born rich so I bought houses before anyone else could and now I charge them exorbitant amounts to live in the-*POW*
Maybe if you didn't spend all your money on getting your dick chopped off, you could've been a landchad too.
Kek. It's so funny when leechlords tell anyone to get a real job.
You'd know about dick chopping schlomo
personally i sneak cats in. intact cats. dogs are too obvious. they can do a little bit of damage, but the tearing and crunching noises make a lot of noise and it's immediately noticed. also, most dogs actually won't do shit. you really have to try to abuse and neglect them so they get stressed enough to destroy the place or luck out and get a really stupid dog like a lab. cats will cause much more damage that's harder to fix and get to do so over a longer period of time, like whittling a hole in every wall instead of loudly smashing through just one. pretty much all cats. they instinctively destroy things, it marks territory and keeps their claws sharp. the less you let them outside the more they do it. it's that simple. and their piss? impossible to get rid of. once you get enough you can start letting them outside and they'll breed and spread to infect the other units and the resident middle aged women will make sure you never get rid of them. once they start building amenities and accuse you of animal cruelty if you want them gone, the apartment or condo complex is CATTY for life.
This. Fuck land lords.
*pours cooking oil down the drain*
Not my problem.
the oven broke at the last rental i had to live in and the landlord didn't want to replace it until after i moved out because he was tyring to sell the place. i salted the garden on the way out, get fucked shekelstein.
You're still living in your mommy's basement.
>and their piss? impossible to get rid of.
use bleach and cleaning vinegar
>Unfair housing valuations, school shootings, homelessness, and liberalism all have their start in rent.
You forgot to include Covid and the war in Ukraine.
communist gays will forever cope and seeth.
Get a job weirdo.
Unlike landlords or any other working part of soceity, who give a necessery serive do sub-humans like you be shoot on sight
Landlords are the definition of parasites on society. Lazy, fat sacks of shit sucking the blood out of actual working people. They make me sick, unironically.
Buy your own property then. Oh, wait, you can't because you're a coping poorfag LMAO
I hope a seething rentoid puts a bullet in your head
My dad rents out three of his houses (me included) and still works two mechanic jobs. You'd have to own a bunch of houses within a city or a whole apartment complex to make a living off of it
He's just coping anon, in the sewer trash mind you literally cannot work and own property at the same time
youre a coward and a thief. you could have just told them the truth and refunded them. I hope you go broke during the upcoming mobkeypox pandemic rent moratorium
I hope the application fee was the last straw for their shitty self-made financial situation and the shitbull sub-dogs starve.
Don't forget your monkeypox vax!!
>ONLY US HECCIN DOGGO OWNERS ARE ALLOWED TO LIE ABOUT THINGS ):<
No one said that. Lying is wrong, it's in the bible. If you are a liar and do not repent, you will go to hell. Simple as. See a shrink about this imaginary dog owner conspiracy.
Fucking dogs is also wrong but you seem to think you're exempt from that
You are genuinely mentally ill. Something tells me you yourself have something for either fucking dogs or other people fucking dogs, no mentally healthy person without baggage would bring that up out of nowhere in response to lying being wrong. Seek help moron.
Damn that's some wild projection. Maybe your ESA can help you with that mental illness, anon.
You're both closeted fags, fuck each other
>Commits a buch of crimes and sins every day
>You are old. Are rich and had a great life, and realizing that you are old.
>Asking Jesus bro for forgiveness
>You are in heaven and drinking with the homies, like Hitler and Osama (he converted to orthodox christianity in secret)
If you don't want monkey pox simply don't rent to gay people. If anything it will be AIDS 2.0.
she is a lying scumbag go fuck yourself r edditor
>>tell them that suddenly the property will be unavailable for the next 6 months due to major water damage in the basement
Lying about that should be illegal
>>roastie waits until after approval to tell me she has two pitbull "ESAs"
Lying about that should also be illegal
It's almost like they got what they deserved for lying
What are some high liability breeds?
>they launch an investigation
>police find out there's no damage
That's all it takes.
And then what? Hire an expensive lawyer to wage a drawn out legal battle over not wanting to take in tenants with a shitbull? You're not breaking laws discriminating anyone with the type of pets they want to bring in.
You just committed fraud and can be held accountable for that.
Cough up the money for the court case then. Oh wait, you can't. WOMP WOMP
A felony doesn't require a lawsuit.
Then there is nothing you can do to compel the owner to do what the shitty tenants want them to do.
They'll just find another place to live while you have to deal with the fines.
>thinking law enforcement will waste their time with some random landlord instead of beating the shit out of random people in the street
At this point OP has turned himself into a walking paycheck.
>no grounds for civil or criminal lawsuit
>only thing pitmommy can do is make a drawn out lawsuit that will also fuck up their bank account
>this is what pitmommies actually believe
Try channeling all that effort from a situation you aren't at all involved in, and go after one of the five Jamals for child support.
It would be much easier and cheaper to just take your dogs out back and give them the Ol Yeller treatment.
It cancels out, justice served.
t. wild west lawyer
Lying isn't fraud.
Not fraud, not a felony. Cops won't do shit. This is a civil issue and you'd have to open a lawsuit. Then an investigation of the property can be ordered by a judge during discovery. They aren't going to do this for a couple thousand dollars. Maybe they'll learn to not try to break a contract with such bullshit as an "emotional support animal". OP could have just said sorry, no pitts. Too bad. ESAs have no protection, unlike a proper service animal for a genuinely disabled person.
You're as comfortable with the law as a 12 year old is.
Aww poor baby, maybe if you didn't defund the police they would do something 🙂
It's my private property, I can say whatever I want 🙂
Too bad they won't be able to get a warrant purely on hearsay.
lmao that's not how it works
>POLICE HELP THIS MAN DIDNT RENT AN APARTMENT TO ME!
>Ma'am that's a civil matter, take him to court.
>MISTER GOLDSTEIN THIS MAN DIDN'T RENT AN APARTMENT TO ME!
>Oy vey I'm a fellow landlord myself and I wouldn't let a shiksa like you sleep in my dog house.
If I got dispatched to a complaint like this I wouldn't even leave my desk to tell her that the matter is civil and literally not my job. I fucking hate when people call for stupid shit like this
Imagine adopting pits and being surprised nobody wants to deal with your bad decisions.
I genuinely don't get why people do this. They dodged a bullet not being single mothers of a mixed child or dads paying child support then proceed to buy a problematic big breed that is just as effective at making people judge and avoid you.
all women are irrational whores. you should beat/rape them regularly and keep them on a retractable leash.
He looks like he's feeling insecure about it but I think his coyote vest looks pretty cool.
Wtf do city slickers really?
That ll keep the tards and randos from pettin it for sure
This is what i don't get about pitbull owners
even if you think they are not more dangerous; why the fuck would you want to own a dog that is banned by multiple cities/insurance providers/landlords?
it is a huge bother that can be avoided by picking any other of the gorillion breeds out there
Imagine not lying about their breed. There’s plenty of dogs that look like pitbabies.
>pibblefags: BSL doesn't work. look, attacks actually went up!
>also pibblefags: lmao fuck BSL. everyone, adopt even more pitbulls and just lie about their breed. fuck dog racists. collie supremacist nazi gay chuds blown the fuck out! trump lost!
Wtf is an ESA?
Also based landchad
You sound l Ike a moron boy stealing from people
>angry pitmommy detected
"Emotional Support Animal" which is the cool new thing to do if you are wanting to live/go somewhere that doesn't allow pets. They aren't trained service animals at all and they are almost always pets. It's even more hilarious that some of these morons will pay $50-100 for these online certifications that have no legal bearing whatsoever.
Ah yeah those shits. I have seen a few people trying to get them inside government buildings.
A friend of mine said to do that for my dog and I said fuck that. I'm not taking him to a restaurant.
>fucking mauls you
its a good trade
imagine applying to get the chance to get ripped off