>accepting rent applications for one of my houses >approve a young college aged couple with a decent income >roastie waits until after approval to tel...

>accepting rent applications for one of my houses
>approve a young college aged couple with a decent income
>roastie waits until after approval to tell me she has two pitbull "ESAs" (for the record, I allow most pets. But my insurance doesn't cover pitbulls or high liability breeds.)
>tell them that suddenly the property will be unavailable for the next 6 months due to major water damage in the basement
>I still keep the money from their application fee because it's nonrefundable

Whew, dodged that bullet. These ESA retards seem to think they can just pull a fast one on me, but I've been at this longer than they've been alive. That said, when is this shit going to become illegal so white women can stop sneaking their untrained shitbulls into places where they aren't allowed?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Service animals should not exist
    If you are truly too retarded to be able to go anywhere without a dog, you don't belong in society and should be institutionalized

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will only agree if airlines let large dogs in first class if they’re well behaved and leashed, and if you also agree that we must ensure the existence of a homogeneous aryan state.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if the nazis won dogs would be piloting the planes tbh

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believe that the anti landlord movement is a psyop to make people have individuals owners and instead accept corporation owners, like blackrock buying all the houses.

    >oh it's fine if it's an Amazon house, I just hate landlords, not big corpo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop noticing things, chud. Aren't you feeling sleepy? I know I am *yawn*

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'd rather be communist scum than a literal, actual parasite on the belly of a sick and dying society.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le capitalism is dying
      2 more years, trust the plan commiebros

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >seething
    but i'm not though. it's a simple transaction, if i am paying you money it had better be an enjoyable experience for me, if not then i will be damaging your property to get my moneys worth out of it for fun. no anger, just me extracting my fair share of the transaction. the free market working as intended fren.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do americans not have legally binding contracts or something? In every renting contract I've signed, you're contractually obliged to return the flat in the same state it's been handed to you. If you do any damage you have to fix it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you have to fix it
        Idk about that but that's what a security deposit is for

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reasonable wear and tear
        there's some stuff they just cannot come after you for and besides i keep it all subtle. stuff like oil down the drain, salt water in the shed door lock, sanding and scuffing up galvanised metal outdoors to promote rust. just things that they will never notice on the outgoing inspection but will become a problem for them in 6+ months.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds cucked
        what are you paying rent for?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >for the record, I allow most pets
    I would've said that you were based but you're still okay with accepting dogs which means the neighbors still have to listen to the barking because most dog owners are lazy fucks.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP, you are the one who fucked up here.

    Either you are up front about breed restrictions, or you communicate like a mature adult that because they lied about having the dogs you have to revoke their application.

    Simple as

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ESAs don't have to follow breed restrictions at all if they have a doctor's note.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ESA's are not a real thing that are recognized by tenancy boards. Anyone with an emotional support animal can go dilate.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just bought my vacation/retirement/bugout dream home and every one is telling me i should air bb it as if that isn't the most cucked idea i've ever heard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you aren't supposed to buy property wwith your own money bro... that ruins my narrative about landlords...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the bank still owns most of it but the payments are low enough i could afford it on welfare

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based garden gnome

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like both you AND the shitbull owners are terrible.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP I have two dumbo rats would you accept my application? They aren’t ESA they’re just my friends

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Few people are more based then your kind of landlord

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >landlord
    And just like that your opinion on anything is dogshit. have a nice day, parasite.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People seriously try to sneak in ESAs? Good on you to deny them and protecting your neighborhood from shitbulls.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anyone telling their lardlord what breed their dog is
    Fake and gay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure thing pitfag.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >application fee
    lmao the fucking garden gnome makes you pay him to have the privilege to pay him
    glad I’ll never have to deal with you fucks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. vagrant

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you wish :^)

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just say you don't allow pitbulls and your insurance doesn't cover it. That seems reasonable. Why make up the story about water damage?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why not just
      If they already signed the paper worker you can't retroactively unsign them.
      It's why shitbull owners lie about not having dogs until they sign 9/10 times.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        People think the emotional support thing exempts them from anything. You can read a lot about from airlines. People trying to take birds and what not.
        I got declined for an apartment because they said my chinchilla is a "dangerous animal" I would need a ESA certificate to take him.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the fuck is a chinchilla going to do? Alarm bark? Ignorance drives me up the wall. Learn about things before you make rules about them.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>I still keep the money from their application fee because it's nonrefundable

    USA is such a shithole lol... Also you literally stole from college students congrats.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO MAYBE HECKIN BIDEN WILL FORGIVE THEIR LOANS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also you literally stole from college students congrats.
      Pitmommy simp detected. If she didn't lie on the application, she wouldn't have gotten screwed over. It's instant justice.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >application fees
    Tell me it's some sort of joke and that american don't pay just to be able to pay for a place to rent.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's common all over. Read about Key Money in Japan if you want an extreme version. Application fees are usually for covering the cost of running a background check here.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >background check
        Huh?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just one step away from application fees for job interviews and to enter malls

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is an application fee for a rental apt?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of dilation in this thread

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm torn. Landlords are scum of the earth, but pitbull owners are also scum of the earth.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >y-you can't just... buy property with your money!
      sweet delicious poorfag cope

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek'd

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're renting and your house is safe and comfortable then you're just poorfagging at this point.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it should be illegal to own more than 2 residential properties

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >But my insurance doesn't cover pitbulls or high liability breeds
    lol that's not true

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://www.forbes.com/advisor/homeowners-insurance/banned-dog-breed-lists/
      It's not uncommon for homeowner's insurance to not cover specific breeds.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        landlords don't have homeowner's insurance, tardboy

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, why do you have restrictions against dogs? It's not my couch the dog is going to eat.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    back when i was a rentlet i wanted a dog but couldn't have one. i did plenty of subtle property damage that went unnoticed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      Based

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >41 replies
    >12 unique IP
    Take your pills and stop making threads retard.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this your first week on a slow board ?

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, pitfags ruin everything.
    >be me
    >out of military
    >gi bill
    >Making a decent amount just going to school
    >Over 770 credit, I'm fucking spotless
    >Start looking for new apartments
    >Require me to add what breed my dog is
    >Tell them he's a terrier mix
    He's actually jack russell x shelti mix, looks like a stereotypical jack russell just a few # bigger
    >Get turned away from a shit ton of places
    >defuq.bro/shieeet
    >keep getting the same response
    >"We don't accept your dog breed"
    >I have to start showing up in person with pup to get approved
    >Apartment managers admit pitfags ruining everything by lying about breed
    >once they see my pup isn't shitbull they ok me
    If you have to lie about your dogs breed, it's a shit tier breed. Fuck pits and their trashy owners.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ESA scam is, to date, the only way to safely transport a large dog a significant distance in a reasonable amount of time. Otherwise airlines demand dogs get flown in the cargo hold, where "if they die, they die, it's not our fault" is their unofficial policy and anyone who bitches is offered settlement money and told to shut up.

    So it's not because of your gnomishness but the gnomishness of airlines that ESAs will get the crackdown

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never got why airlines just won't let people buy plane tickets for their stupid dogs Just make it expensive as fuck and force them to wear a muzzle and diaper, would save everyone a lot of trouble.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >force them to wear a muzzle and diaper
        Force them how?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          arm the flight attendants and instruct them to shoot their dog if they take the muzzle off, duh

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fraud is wrong when you take from normal people, but 100% right when you take from landlords. Landlords are the leeches of society. Unfair housing valuations, school shootings, homelessness, and liberalism all have their start in rent.

    Based pit mommy was going to do OP the garden gnome a heckin property damage and make him spend money and do some work for once. J/K he was going to pay someone else to do some work.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seethe, millennial. How is that arts degree paying?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      personally i sneak cats in. intact cats. dogs are too obvious. they can do a little bit of damage, but the tearing and crunching noises make a lot of noise and it's immediately noticed. also, most dogs actually won't do shit. you really have to try to abuse and neglect them so they get stressed enough to destroy the place or luck out and get a really stupid dog like a lab. cats will cause much more damage that's harder to fix and get to do so over a longer period of time, like whittling a hole in every wall instead of loudly smashing through just one. pretty much all cats. they instinctively destroy things, it marks territory and keeps their claws sharp. the less you let them outside the more they do it. it's that simple. and their piss? impossible to get rid of. once you get enough you can start letting them outside and they'll breed and spread to infect the other units and the resident middle aged women will make sure you never get rid of them. once they start building amenities and accuse you of animal cruelty if you want them gone, the apartment or condo complex is CATTY for life.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Fuck land lords.
        *pours cooking oil down the drain*
        Not my problem.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the oven broke at the last rental i had to live in and the landlord didn't want to replace it until after i moved out because he was tyring to sell the place. i salted the garden on the way out, get fucked shekelstein.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >emoting
          You're still living in your mommy's basement.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and their piss? impossible to get rid of.
        use bleach and cleaning vinegar

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Unfair housing valuations, school shootings, homelessness, and liberalism all have their start in rent.
      You forgot to include Covid and the war in Ukraine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      communist gays will forever cope and seeth.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get a job weirdo.
      Unlike landlords or any other working part of soceity, who give a necessery serive do sub-humans like you be shoot on sight

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >landlords
        >working
        Lmao
        Landlords are the definition of parasites on society. Lazy, fat sacks of shit sucking the blood out of actual working people. They make me sick, unironically.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Buy your own property then. Oh, wait, you can't because you're a coping poorfag LMAO

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hope a seething rentoid puts a bullet in your head

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My dad rents out three of his houses (me included) and still works two mechanic jobs. You'd have to own a bunch of houses within a city or a whole apartment complex to make a living off of it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's just coping anon, in the sewer trash mind you literally cannot work and own property at the same time

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    youre a coward and a thief. you could have just told them the truth and refunded them. I hope you go broke during the upcoming mobkeypox pandemic rent moratorium

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope the application fee was the last straw for their shitty self-made financial situation and the shitbull sub-dogs starve.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget your monkeypox vax!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ONLY US HECCIN DOGGO OWNERS ARE ALLOWED TO LIE ABOUT THINGS ):<

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one said that. Lying is wrong, it's in the bible. If you are a liar and do not repent, you will go to hell. Simple as. See a shrink about this imaginary dog owner conspiracy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fucking dogs is also wrong but you seem to think you're exempt from that

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are genuinely mentally ill. Something tells me you yourself have something for either fucking dogs or other people fucking dogs, no mentally healthy person without baggage would bring that up out of nowhere in response to lying being wrong. Seek help moron.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn that's some wild projection. Maybe your ESA can help you with that mental illness, anon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're both closeted fags, fuck each other

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Be Christchad
          >Commits a buch of crimes and sins every day
          >You are old. Are rich and had a great life, and realizing that you are old.
          >Asking Jesus bro for forgiveness
          >You are in heaven and drinking with the homies, like Hitler and Osama (he converted to orthodox christianity in secret)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't want monkey pox simply don't rent to gay people. If anything it will be AIDS 2.0.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she is a lying scumbag go fuck yourself r edditor

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>tell them that suddenly the property will be unavailable for the next 6 months due to major water damage in the basement
    Lying about that should be illegal
    But also
    >>roastie waits until after approval to tell me she has two pitbull "ESAs"
    Lying about that should also be illegal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like they got what they deserved for lying

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are some high liability breeds?

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they launch an investigation
    >police find out there's no damage
    That's all it takes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then what? Hire an expensive lawyer to wage a drawn out legal battle over not wanting to take in tenants with a shitbull? You're not breaking laws discriminating anyone with the type of pets they want to bring in.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cough up the money for the court case then. Oh wait, you can't. WOMP WOMP

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >court case
            A felony doesn't require a lawsuit.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then there is nothing you can do to compel the owner to do what the shitty tenants want them to do.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They'll just find another place to live while you have to deal with the fines.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thinking law enforcement will waste their time with some random landlord instead of beating the shit out of random people in the street
                Lol
                Lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >random landlord
                At this point OP has turned himself into a walking paycheck.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no grounds for civil or criminal lawsuit
                >only thing pitmommy can do is make a drawn out lawsuit that will also fuck up their bank account

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this is what pitmommies actually believe
                Try channeling all that effort from a situation you aren't at all involved in, and go after one of the five Jamals for child support.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It would be much easier and cheaper to just take your dogs out back and give them the Ol Yeller treatment.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lying isn't fraud.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not fraud, not a felony. Cops won't do shit. This is a civil issue and you'd have to open a lawsuit. Then an investigation of the property can be ordered by a judge during discovery. They aren't going to do this for a couple thousand dollars. Maybe they'll learn to not try to break a contract with such bullshit as an "emotional support animal". OP could have just said sorry, no pitts. Too bad. ESAs have no protection, unlike a proper service animal for a genuinely disabled person.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            >not fraud
            You're as comfortable with the law as a 12 year old is.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aww poor baby, maybe if you didn't defund the police they would do something 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's my private property, I can say whatever I want 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad they won't be able to get a warrant purely on hearsay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >POLICE HELP THIS MAN DIDNT RENT AN APARTMENT TO ME!
      >Ma'am that's a civil matter, take him to court.

      >MISTER GOLDSTEIN THIS MAN DIDN'T RENT AN APARTMENT TO ME!
      >Oy vey I'm a fellow landlord myself and I wouldn't let a shiksa like you sleep in my dog house.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I got dispatched to a complaint like this I wouldn't even leave my desk to tell her that the matter is civil and literally not my job. I fucking hate when people call for stupid shit like this

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine adopting pits and being surprised nobody wants to deal with your bad decisions.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely don't get why people do this. They dodged a bullet not being single mothers of a mixed child or dads paying child support then proceed to buy a problematic big breed that is just as effective at making people judge and avoid you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        all women are irrational whores. you should beat/rape them regularly and keep them on a retractable leash.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like he's feeling insecure about it but I think his coyote vest looks pretty cool.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >coyote vest
        Wtf do city slickers really?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That ll keep the tards and randos from pettin it for sure

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely don't get why people do this. They dodged a bullet not being single mothers of a mixed child or dads paying child support then proceed to buy a problematic big breed that is just as effective at making people judge and avoid you.

      This is what i don't get about pitbull owners
      even if you think they are not more dangerous; why the fuck would you want to own a dog that is banned by multiple cities/insurance providers/landlords?
      it is a huge bother that can be avoided by picking any other of the gorillion breeds out there

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not lying about their breed. There’s plenty of dogs that look like pitbabies.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pibblefags: BSL doesn't work. look, attacks actually went up!
        >also pibblefags: lmao fuck BSL. everyone, adopt even more pitbulls and just lie about their breed. fuck dog racists. collie supremacist nazi gay chuds blown the fuck out! trump lost!

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is an ESA?
    Also based landchad

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You sound l Ike a moron boy stealing from people

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >angry pitmommy detected

      Wtf is an ESA?
      Also based landchad

      "Emotional Support Animal" which is the cool new thing to do if you are wanting to live/go somewhere that doesn't allow pets. They aren't trained service animals at all and they are almost always pets. It's even more hilarious that some of these morons will pay $50-100 for these online certifications that have no legal bearing whatsoever.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yeah those shits. I have seen a few people trying to get them inside government buildings.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A friend of mine said to do that for my dog and I said fuck that. I'm not taking him to a restaurant.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >emotional support
        >fucking mauls you
        its a good trade

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine applying to get the chance to get ripped off

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