>accepting rent applications for one of my houses >approve a young college aged couple with a decent income >roastie waits until after approval to tel...

>accepting rent applications for one of my houses
>approve a young college aged couple with a decent income
>roastie waits until after approval to tell me she has two pitbull "ESAs" (for the record, I allow most pets. But my insurance doesn't cover pitbulls or high liability breeds.)
>tell them that suddenly the property will be unavailable for the next 6 months due to major water damage in the basement
>I still keep the money from their application fee because it's nonrefundable

Whew, dodged that bullet. These ESA morons seem to think they can just pull a fast one on me, but I've been at this longer than they've been alive. That said, when is this shit going to become illegal so white women can stop sneaking their untrained shitbulls into places where they aren't allowed?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Service animals should not exist
    If you are truly too moronic to be able to go anywhere without a dog, you don't belong in society and should be institutionalized

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will only agree if airlines let large dogs in first class if they’re well behaved and leashed, and if you also agree that we must ensure the existence of a homogeneous aryan state.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if the nazis won dogs would be piloting the planes tbh

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I believe that the anti landlord movement is a psyop to make people have individuals owners and instead accept corporation owners, like blackrock buying all the houses.

    >oh it's fine if it's an Amazon house, I just hate landlords, not big corpo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop noticing things, chud. Aren't you feeling sleepy? I know I am *yawn*

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'd rather be communist scum than a literal, actual parasite on the belly of a sick and dying society.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >le capitalism is dying
      2 more years, trust the plan commiebros

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >seething
    but i'm not though. it's a simple transaction, if i am paying you money it had better be an enjoyable experience for me, if not then i will be damaging your property to get my moneys worth out of it for fun. no anger, just me extracting my fair share of the transaction. the free market working as intended fren.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do americans not have legally binding contracts or something? In every renting contract I've signed, you're contractually obliged to return the flat in the same state it's been handed to you. If you do any damage you have to fix it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you have to fix it
        Idk about that but that's what a security deposit is for

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >reasonable wear and tear
        there's some stuff they just cannot come after you for and besides i keep it all subtle. stuff like oil down the drain, salt water in the shed door lock, sanding and scuffing up galvanised metal outdoors to promote rust. just things that they will never notice on the outgoing inspection but will become a problem for them in 6+ months.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sounds cucked
        what are you paying rent for?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >for the record, I allow most pets
    I would've said that you were based but you're still okay with accepting dogs which means the neighbors still have to listen to the barking because most dog owners are lazy fricks.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP, you are the one who fricked up here.

    Either you are up front about breed restrictions, or you communicate like a mature adult that because they lied about having the dogs you have to revoke their application.

    Simple as

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ESAs don't have to follow breed restrictions at all if they have a doctor's note.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ESA's are not a real thing that are recognized by tenancy boards. Anyone with an emotional support animal can go dilate.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i just bought my vacation/retirement/bugout dream home and every one is telling me i should air bb it as if that isn't the most cucked idea i've ever heard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you aren't supposed to buy property wwith your own money bro... that ruins my narrative about landlords...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the bank still owns most of it but the payments are low enough i could afford it on welfare

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based israelite

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like both you AND the shitbull owners are terrible.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP I have two dumbo rats would you accept my application? They aren’t ESA they’re just my friends

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Few people are more based then your kind of landlord

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >landlord
    And just like that your opinion on anything is dogshit. have a nice day, parasite.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People seriously try to sneak in ESAs? Good on you to deny them and protecting your neighborhood from shitbulls.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >anyone telling their lardlord what breed their dog is
    Fake and gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sure thing pitgay.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >application fee
    lmao the fricking israelite makes you pay him to have the privilege to pay him
    glad I’ll never have to deal with you fricks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. vagrant

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you wish :^)

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just say you don't allow pitbulls and your insurance doesn't cover it. That seems reasonable. Why make up the story about water damage?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why not just
      If they already signed the paper worker you can't retroactively unsign them.
      It's why shitbull owners lie about not having dogs until they sign 9/10 times.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People think the emotional support thing exempts them from anything. You can read a lot about from airlines. People trying to take birds and what not.
        I got declined for an apartment because they said my chinchilla is a "dangerous animal" I would need a ESA certificate to take him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick is a chinchilla going to do? Alarm bark? Ignorance drives me up the wall. Learn about things before you make rules about them.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>I still keep the money from their application fee because it's nonrefundable

    USA is such a shithole lol... Also you literally stole from college students congrats.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO MAYBE HECKIN BIDEN WILL FORGIVE THEIR LOANS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Also you literally stole from college students congrats.
      Pitmommy simp detected. If she didn't lie on the application, she wouldn't have gotten screwed over. It's instant justice.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >application fees
    Tell me it's some sort of joke and that american don't pay just to be able to pay for a place to rent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's common all over. Read about Key Money in Japan if you want an extreme version. Application fees are usually for covering the cost of running a background check here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >background check
        Huh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just one step away from application fees for job interviews and to enter malls

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is an application fee for a rental apt?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of dilation in this thread

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm torn. Landlords are scum of the earth, but pitbull owners are also scum of the earth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >y-you can't just... buy property with your money!
      sweet delicious poorgay cope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek'd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you're renting and your house is safe and comfortable then you're just poorgayging at this point.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it should be illegal to own more than 2 residential properties

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >But my insurance doesn't cover pitbulls or high liability breeds
    lol that's not true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://www.forbes.com/advisor/homeowners-insurance/banned-dog-breed-lists/
      It's not uncommon for homeowner's insurance to not cover specific breeds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        landlords don't have homeowner's insurance, tardboy

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, why do you have restrictions against dogs? It's not my couch the dog is going to eat.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    back when i was a rentlet i wanted a dog but couldn't have one. i did plenty of subtle property damage that went unnoticed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      Based

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >41 replies
    >12 unique IP
    Take your pills and stop making threads moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is this your first week on a slow board ?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, pitgays ruin everything.
    >be me
    >out of military
    >gi bill
    >Making a decent amount just going to school
    >Over 770 credit, I'm fricking spotless
    >Start looking for new apartments
    >Require me to add what breed my dog is
    >Tell them he's a terrier mix
    He's actually jack russell x shelti mix, looks like a stereotypical jack russell just a few # bigger
    >Get turned away from a shit ton of places
    >defuq.homie/shieeet
    >keep getting the same response
    >"We don't accept your dog breed"
    >I have to start showing up in person with pup to get approved
    >Apartment managers admit pitgays ruining everything by lying about breed
    >once they see my pup isn't shitbull they ok me
    If you have to lie about your dogs breed, it's a shit tier breed. Frick pits and their trashy owners.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The ESA scam is, to date, the only way to safely transport a large dog a significant distance in a reasonable amount of time. Otherwise airlines demand dogs get flown in the cargo hold, where "if they die, they die, it's not our fault" is their unofficial policy and anyone who b***hes is offered settlement money and told to shut up.

    So it's not because of your israeliness but the israeliness of airlines that ESAs will get the crackdown

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never got why airlines just won't let people buy plane tickets for their stupid dogs Just make it expensive as frick and force them to wear a muzzle and diaper, would save everyone a lot of trouble.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >force them to wear a muzzle and diaper
        Force them how?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          arm the flight attendants and instruct them to shoot their dog if they take the muzzle off, duh

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fraud is wrong when you take from normal people, but 100% right when you take from landlords. Landlords are the leeches of society. Unfair housing valuations, school shootings, homelessness, and liberalism all have their start in rent.

    Based pit mommy was going to do OP the israelite a heckin property damage and make him spend money and do some work for once. J/K he was going to pay someone else to do some work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seethe, millennial. How is that arts degree paying?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      personally i sneak cats in. intact cats. dogs are too obvious. they can do a little bit of damage, but the tearing and crunching noises make a lot of noise and it's immediately noticed. also, most dogs actually won't do shit. you really have to try to abuse and neglect them so they get stressed enough to destroy the place or luck out and get a really stupid dog like a lab. cats will cause much more damage that's harder to fix and get to do so over a longer period of time, like whittling a hole in every wall instead of loudly smashing through just one. pretty much all cats. they instinctively destroy things, it marks territory and keeps their claws sharp. the less you let them outside the more they do it. it's that simple. and their piss? impossible to get rid of. once you get enough you can start letting them outside and they'll breed and spread to infect the other units and the resident middle aged women will make sure you never get rid of them. once they start building amenities and accuse you of animal cruelty if you want them gone, the apartment or condo complex is CATTY for life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. Frick land lords.
        *pours cooking oil down the drain*
        Not my problem.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the oven broke at the last rental i had to live in and the landlord didn't want to replace it until after i moved out because he was tyring to sell the place. i salted the garden on the way out, get fricked shekelstein.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >emoting
          You're still living in your mommy's basement.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and their piss? impossible to get rid of.
        use bleach and cleaning vinegar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Unfair housing valuations, school shootings, homelessness, and liberalism all have their start in rent.
      You forgot to include Covid and the war in Ukraine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      communist homosexuals will forever cope and seeth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get a job weirdo.
      Unlike landlords or any other working part of soceity, who give a necessery serive do sub-humans like you be shoot on sight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >landlords
        >working
        Lmao
        Landlords are the definition of parasites on society. Lazy, fat sacks of shit sucking the blood out of actual working people. They make me sick, unironically.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Buy your own property then. Oh, wait, you can't because you're a coping poorgay LMAO

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I hope a seething rentoid puts a bullet in your head

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My dad rents out three of his houses (me included) and still works two mechanic jobs. You'd have to own a bunch of houses within a city or a whole apartment complex to make a living off of it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's just coping anon, in the sewer trash mind you literally cannot work and own property at the same time

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    youre a coward and a thief. you could have just told them the truth and refunded them. I hope you go broke during the upcoming mobkeypox pandemic rent moratorium

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope the application fee was the last straw for their shitty self-made financial situation and the shitbull sub-dogs starve.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget your monkeypox vax!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ONLY US HECCIN DOGGO OWNERS ARE ALLOWED TO LIE ABOUT THINGS ):<

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No one said that. Lying is wrong, it's in the bible. If you are a liar and do not repent, you will go to hell. Simple as. See a shrink about this imaginary dog owner conspiracy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking dogs is also wrong but you seem to think you're exempt from that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You are genuinely mentally ill. Something tells me you yourself have something for either fricking dogs or other people fricking dogs, no mentally healthy person without baggage would bring that up out of nowhere in response to lying being wrong. Seek help Black person.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Damn that's some wild projection. Maybe your ESA can help you with that mental illness, anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're both closeted gays, frick each other

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Be Christchad
          >Commits a buch of crimes and sins every day
          >You are old. Are rich and had a great life, and realizing that you are old.
          >Asking Jesus bro for forgiveness
          >You are in heaven and drinking with the homies, like Hitler and Osama (he converted to orthodox christianity in secret)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't want monkey pox simply don't rent to gay people. If anything it will be AIDS 2.0.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she is a lying scumbag go frick yourself r edditor

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>tell them that suddenly the property will be unavailable for the next 6 months due to major water damage in the basement
    Lying about that should be illegal
    But also
    >>roastie waits until after approval to tell me she has two pitbull "ESAs"
    Lying about that should also be illegal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like they got what they deserved for lying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are some high liability breeds?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they launch an investigation
    >police find out there's no damage
    That's all it takes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And then what? Hire an expensive lawyer to wage a drawn out legal battle over not wanting to take in tenants with a shitbull? You're not breaking laws discriminating anyone with the type of pets they want to bring in.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cough up the money for the court case then. Oh wait, you can't. WOMP WOMP

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >court case
            A felony doesn't require a lawsuit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Then there is nothing you can do to compel the owner to do what the shitty tenants want them to do.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They'll just find another place to live while you have to deal with the fines.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >thinking law enforcement will waste their time with some random landlord instead of beating the shit out of random people in the street
                Lol
                Lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >random landlord
                At this point OP has turned himself into a walking paycheck.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no grounds for civil or criminal lawsuit
                >only thing pitmommy can do is make a drawn out lawsuit that will also frick up their bank account

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >this is what pitmommies actually believe
                Try channeling all that effort from a situation you aren't at all involved in, and go after one of the five Jamals for child support.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It would be much easier and cheaper to just take your dogs out back and give them the Ol Yeller treatment.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lying isn't fraud.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not fraud, not a felony. Cops won't do shit. This is a civil issue and you'd have to open a lawsuit. Then an investigation of the property can be ordered by a judge during discovery. They aren't going to do this for a couple thousand dollars. Maybe they'll learn to not try to break a contract with such bullshit as an "emotional support animal". OP could have just said sorry, no pitts. Too bad. ESAs have no protection, unlike a proper service animal for a genuinely disabled person.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            >not fraud
            You're as comfortable with the law as a 12 year old is.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Aww poor baby, maybe if you didn't defund the police they would do something 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's my private property, I can say whatever I want 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad they won't be able to get a warrant purely on hearsay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >POLICE HELP THIS MAN DIDNT RENT AN APARTMENT TO ME!
      >Ma'am that's a civil matter, take him to court.

      >MISTER GOLDSTEIN THIS MAN DIDN'T RENT AN APARTMENT TO ME!
      >Oy vey I'm a fellow landlord myself and I wouldn't let a shiksa like you sleep in my dog house.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If I got dispatched to a complaint like this I wouldn't even leave my desk to tell her that the matter is civil and literally not my job. I fricking hate when people call for stupid shit like this

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine adopting pits and being surprised nobody wants to deal with your bad decisions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely don't get why people do this. They dodged a bullet not being single mothers of a mixed child or dads paying child support then proceed to buy a problematic big breed that is just as effective at making people judge and avoid you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        all women are irrational prostitutes. you should beat/rape them regularly and keep them on a retractable leash.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like he's feeling insecure about it but I think his coyote vest looks pretty cool.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >coyote vest
        Wtf do city slickers really?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That ll keep the tards and randos from pettin it for sure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely don't get why people do this. They dodged a bullet not being single mothers of a mixed child or dads paying child support then proceed to buy a problematic big breed that is just as effective at making people judge and avoid you.

      This is what i don't get about pitbull owners
      even if you think they are not more dangerous; why the frick would you want to own a dog that is banned by multiple cities/insurance providers/landlords?
      it is a huge bother that can be avoided by picking any other of the gorillion breeds out there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not lying about their breed. There’s plenty of dogs that look like pitbabies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pibblegays: BSL doesn't work. look, attacks actually went up!
        >also pibblegays: lmao frick BSL. everyone, adopt even more pitbulls and just lie about their breed. frick dog racists. collie supremacist nazi homosexual chuds blown the frick out! trump lost!

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is an ESA?
    Also based landchad

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You sound l Ike a Black person boy stealing from people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >angry pitmommy detected

      Wtf is an ESA?
      Also based landchad

      "Emotional Support Animal" which is the cool new thing to do if you are wanting to live/go somewhere that doesn't allow pets. They aren't trained service animals at all and they are almost always pets. It's even more hilarious that some of these morons will pay $50-100 for these online certifications that have no legal bearing whatsoever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yeah those shits. I have seen a few people trying to get them inside government buildings.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A friend of mine said to do that for my dog and I said frick that. I'm not taking him to a restaurant.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >emotional support
        >fricking mauls you
        its a good trade

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine applying to get the chance to get ripped off

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