33 little sacrifices a year is a small price to pay for Pibble's smile

The most edgy article I have read this year has to be "I adopt pit bulls on Craigslist and put them down—and you should too." Yes, this is an article so edgy that it's cutting the children. Be careful if you click it. It's about a hysterical person who claims they adopt pit bulls just so they can then put them to death. They claim they have done this foul deed over 100 times so far.

Deep inside, this woman probably understands the futility of her movement to kill all pits. So she does something more annoying then smothering doggos: she brags about it on the internet.​ If you are terrified of pit bulls and legitimately worried about them, the last thing you want to do if you want to garner online sympathy for a burgeoning pit genocide movement -- is to admit that you kill dogs for a hobby!

I mean, it could only be worse if you brag about stomping on kittens.

But don't get me wrong. The action in itself, as unethical as it may be, is not necessarily what loudly foghorns the person's ass backward thinking.​ Basic knowledge and the simplest of math does.

Critical dog breed theory

First of all, pit bulls don't even really exist. Look it up in the American Kennel Club. There is no such breed as a pit bull. Rather, "pit bull" is a colloquial term that encompasses a range of breeds, including:

  • The American Pit Bull Terrier
  • The American Staffordshire Terrier
  • The Staffordshire Bull Terrier, and
  • The American Bully

Any way, the reason this person (and many pit haters) has a one woman vendetta against an entire breed of dogs is because statistics. Muh statistics show that the #1 case of death by dog in the US is caused by pit bulls.​ 72% of fatal dog bites are done by this breed.​ I don't deny that.

But the brainlet in chief doesn’t question this any further, like for example interrogating what type of owner typically decides on a pit bull when getting a dog.​ I did that interrogation.

Related: Pit bulls becoming drug dealers weapon of preference -- UPI

And the answer is that a lot of people do buy pit bulls precisely due to their "dangerous" reputation -- and then train them as attack dogs to defend a property or to attack the owner's enemies.​ In dog ownership, it's all about how you train them, after all.

The stereotype that pit bull owners tend to be from ghettos and trailer parks, is in fact not a stereotype but completely true. This has come about because the pit bull has an image of masculinity and has status in gangster and white trash culture. When raising a dog in these environs of violence and crime, it should come as no surprise that the dog can become violent.​

Whether dog or human, it all comes down to socioeconomic factors. That's the big truth.

But the numbers, Jerry!

So let's for a moment entertain the pit hater claim that it's about genetics: basically the pit bull will spring on a toddler or small dog the moment you let it because this is its nature and its destiny. By contorting ourself into this pretzel position of simplistic thinking, we're now able to look at the phenomenon from a purely raw numbers point of view.

Well, there are more then 18 million pit bulls in the US. And a closer look at the statistics shows that in 2020 the 72% of fatal dog bites caused by pit bulls represents just 33 cases.​ In a nation with 18 million pit bulls, in 1 year just 33 of them killed someone.​ Wow-ee.

Source: DogsBite.org.

Do you know how many people die from falling down stairs in any given year? 12,000! Are we going to start an anti-staircase movement and toss all stairs out into the streets and burn them on giant bonfires? If not, why not?

33 is only barely more than annual fatalities from snake bites. So I call 33 deaths a year a pretty great statistic, to be honest. Well within the bounds of acceptable levels of casualties.

Especially because many of those 33 fatal dog bites were the result of owners who intentionally sicked their dog on someone, or used a dog to guard a property. Had they not used a pit bull they would have certainly bought a rottweiler or another large breed capable of doing the same job.

Entertaining insanity

Inside the pit hater trutherist there is a core belief that pits are just too dangerous to have as a dog and that we should put them all down. Let's entertain this notion as well for a moment.

In this hellscape world of total pit genocide (and a nazi flag on every building no doubt), the new dog bite fatality stats would show that the rottweiler is now the most dangerous dog. So we would have to genocide the rotts as well.

And after the rott comes....do you see where this is going?

First they came for the pits and I didn't speak out. When they came for the chihuahuas, there was no one left to speak out.

I shouldn't have to spell it out, but in this scenario we quickly run out of dogs to kill. There are no totally innocent breeds without any victims at all.

And then what? Are we going to start killing the cats? And then what? Races of humans?

So instead of common sense dog control, how about we have some common sense hysteria control?

People killed by dogs are rare and some of them were looking for it to begin with by invading someone's property or attacking a dog owner who happens to have a good guard dog.​

Bites and attacks do happen, which is why the owner is responsible and is sent to prison if the attack was unjustified. Unjustified!

Pit bull fatalities will disappear with better education.

Because while we still have areas with poor socioeconomics, there will always be a demand for attack dogs to protect properties and people. Blacks and white trash type of people do not and will never trust the police to do that job for them.

While it would be funny to suggest that in a nation where guns are legal, dogs should be banned, how about we don't waste people's time. "Common sense dog control" is just as hilarious as "common sense gun control."

I mean this literally: what a funny meme you've cooked up, hysterical person responsible for writing "I adopt pit bulls on Craigslist and put them down—and you should too." Ha ha. But let's not make it anything more. It isn't.

Ultimately, 33 sacrifices a year is a small price to pay for Pibble's infectious smile.

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  1. 8 months ago

    I will thak1

  2. 8 months ago

    No ar you dam
    I will take 1

  3. 1 year ago

    I propose a new dog breed to replace pitbulls. I call it the nigbull. it's main characteristics would be very territorial behavior, the capability to sell catnip laced with fentanyl on street corners, the ability to congregate with others of its kind to loot and destroy other breeds' doghouses, and also the ability to run into a store, grab a pack of rizlas, and run out

  4. 1 year ago

    first they came for pit-bulls, and i did not care, for i was not a pit-bull owner.
    then they came for guns, and i did not care, for i was not a gun owner.
    then they came to take me away, and i said Black person.

    • 1 year ago


  5. 2 years ago

    Maybe someone should adopt you better known as a "LUNATIC " and euthanize you...

  6. 2 years ago
    Sherry Wilkins

    First of all you are not God, you have no right to take the life of anything because of your very one sided platform. I understand why you remain anonymous, because you are a cold hearted coward that seriously needs to get a life and leave the lives of others alone. You are a demented human being, the same mentality as the "people who breed these or any animals for entertainment or profit. Nothing on this earth is born a killer, they are likely breed to fight by the very people such as yourself that blatantly blame it on the animal. There are two sides to every story but you seem to be permanently damaged to believe this is your job and you do so with such zest. You are no better than that vicious pit that was trained to be that way for the purpose of making money and sick entertainment. It is unimaginably frightening to know people like you exist. Show your identity and the monster you really are. There's a special spot in hell reserved for your ass mark my words.

  7. 2 years ago
    Jill Nabors

    That psychopath murdering puts die fun is getting all the troll fame they could ever image by writing that blog.

    People who get such enjoyment murdering and bragging about it typically do not stop at animals.

    I do not disagree pits should be regulated and no more breeding allowed.. but that person being allowed to anonymously share their personal murder spree which is clearly filling some Psychopathic black hole inside of them, is wrong.

    They are clearly trolling too making up anonymous names and adding fire to their psychopathic game.


    • 2 years ago
      Jill Nabors

      GD autocorrect and no ability to edit or delete... Pits!

  8. 2 years ago
    Your profile pic is stupid

    Why do you only mention kills, when the number of attacks is much higher?

    I hate people who doctor statistics like you. So someone with a missing limb isn't a real victim because they aren't dead? Isn't this kind of thinking how police got out of control in this country?

    Also, guns are not alive, I have seen pitbulls attack people, I have never seen a gun grow legs and go shoot people on its own. Same thing with stairs. It's a false comparison and makes you look stupid. The only way this makes sense is if you don't consider the dogs to be living things and instead tools, which means there should be comprehensive background checks and criminals should be barred from owning them.

    All of your points are lies by structure or omission, I bet you and the crowd you hang around are real sleazeballs.

  9. 2 years ago
    Abu Bakr al-Pitbulli

    Inshallah all the faithfull shall wage a jihad upon Pitbulls in the name of Muhammad (PBUH). Mashallah.

  10. 2 years ago

    The Netherlands was one of the first countries to have laws to confiscate pitbull like breeds, for some reason they cancelled this law in 2008. Now trash can be seen walking around with their pavement crocodiles. What are the political consequences of some people throwing xylitol infused sausages into backyards of pitbull owners?

    • 2 years ago

      uma delicia

  11. 2 years ago

    The pitbull barks out in pain as he chomps you.

  12. 2 years ago

    >Jacqueline has been in a Texas hospital since Dec. 23, 2021, the day a newly-filed civil lawsuit says she was left "permanently and catastrophically disfigured" by a mixed-breed German shepherd and a pit bull belonging to Ashley Jo Bishop and Justin Avery Bishop.

    >The suit alleges the dogs knocked Jacqueline to the ground and managed to pull her clothing off during the mauling, according to the suit, and that they "tore off and ate both of Jacqueline's ears, her nose, her lips, and most of her face below her eyes."

    >"She is so strong," Barreca said. "The fact that she survived this alone, because the pit bull was 90 pounds, and she wasn't much bigger than 110 pounds at the time."

  13. 2 years ago

    Shut the frick up you Romanian Carrier Pigeon. I hope a Pitbull mauls Sargon's wife's dinosaur.

  14. 2 years ago
    dead doggo best doggo

    there is nothing that gets me harder than exterminating a pest or watching it die. from crushing roaches and mosquitoes to blowing up feral hogs with tannerite, none of it compares with watching this vile species being eradicated and it's enablers crying about muh animal rights. poisoning such a dumb animal is perhaps the ultimate community service and there is nothing you can do to stop people from forcibly cleaning out every shelter in their county on a whim or simply disposing of their moronic neighbor's vicious mutts for them 🙂

  15. 2 years ago

    shitbulls are perhaps the first intentionally man-made invasive species on God's earth, and the only one gormless morons will try to defend. we at least make an effort to systematically cull eurasian doves, chinese carp and ladybugs, zebra mussles and other invasive species we've identified as a detriment to humanity. but as expected of the mentally challenged, they are drawn to this particularly dangerous species because they find the idea of owning such a potentially lethal thing to be novel and/or "cute." now no one trying to find a dog can trust a shelter because they don't have the balls to just exterminate these things, and they're taking up space and resources that should've been dedicated to simply slaughtering them. just dump them all in a pit and incinerate them the same way the chinese do with pathogenic animals.

    pitbull ownership is a litmus test for the future implementation of eugenics in humans, and should warrant being placed on a public registry on par with child predators.

  16. 2 years ago
    Abdul Al-Hamza: King of the Pygmies

    This blog post is Islamophobic. I will triangulate the author's location, snatch his female, and make her the chief slam piece in my harem.

  17. 2 years ago

    Pitbull death disporportionally harm POC community. This article and the author are racist.

    • 2 years ago

      So are pitbulls racist?

      • 1 year ago

        The ones belonging to overt racists probably are. Otherwise this is like asking if rope is racist.

  18. 2 years ago

    99% of unprovoked dog attacks are from male dogs who haven't been neutered.
    my pitt likes naps and hates the rain. never attacked anyone and is extra careful with kids. that said I'd never leave him unsupervised with any stranger, let alone kids.
    there are plenty of pitts in Romania, and they don't make the news for mauling anyone. stray dogs on the other hand kill people maybe once a year in the entire country.
    it's not the breed, it's the trash owning them.
    for example, since burgers love their guns so much: Switzerland has plenty of guns too, but no blacks or wiggers means no gang or school shootings.
    so don't blame the poor animals for your degenerate society

  19. 2 years ago
    HA HA HA

    Go ahead and kill 33 kids, and then tell their parents it was nothing. A small price to pay for a dog that looks a certain way, right? Your aesthetic vanity is worth risking innocent bystanders lives because killing 33 people is nothing. In fact, you could go kill 33 people today, that's barely any more than a full magazine on an AR15. It's nothing. Wouldn't even make the news. So what? People die get over it lol!

    • 2 years ago

      Those are just kills. For one year.

      >30 million shitbulls.

      >3 million shitbull attacks a year.

      So every year 10% of shitbulls attack someone.
      Statistically they're not all going to be the same shitbulls every year so considering the shitbulls average lifespan we would expect 25%-50% of all shitbulls to attack someone within their lifetime.
      So ya, they need to be exterminated.

  20. 2 years ago

    Breedism kills. Breedism abuses dogs.

  21. 2 years ago
    owned a shitload of dogs

    Pit bulls are a nasty, idiotic breed with a pea-sized brain and no impulse control that was bred to kill other dogs. No redeeming points whatsoever, and the same goes for their owners.

    You want your house and family protected? Get a German Shepherd, a Dobermann, or a Beauceron. You're a small game hunter or someone who needs to keep a farm free of critters? Get a Beagle, a Dachshund, or any kind of coonhound. Want a companion? Labrador, Schnauzer, Malinois - the list goes on and on.

    There are hundreds of dog breeds to choose from, each tailored to a particular need or task, but nooo, let us breed four-legged murder machines with vise jaws and then act surprised when they start tearing open throats because a loud noise startled them.

    This is all beside the fact that shitbulls, like French bulldogs and pugs, are genetic aberrations. Should have never been created in the first place, their very existence is pure suffering for them. Mandatory sterilization for all owned dogs of these breeds, humane euthanasia for all of them in shelters, heavy fines and possibly jailtime for breeding them. Just let these breeds quietly disappear, it will be a blessing and a relief for everyone involved.

    • 2 years ago

      Malinois is French for "get a fricking golden instead"

      They're hard fricking work to own, it's like owning a Border Collie except it weighs up to twice as much.

  22. 2 years ago
    Can't fix pits

    You know what Bull Baiting is? Pitbulls were bred for it. They were bred to be as aggressive and damage dealing as possible. This shit doesn't go away because you found a cute picture of one of these abominations. They're a menace to society and you morons need to stop defending them. If you had a kid and a shitbull killed it, I guarantee you that you would face reality and see how terrible they are. You can not "fix" them it is not "how they're raised" it is literally in their nature to be killers.

  23. 2 years ago
    You have entered the Information Age

    Pit bull hate ends here. Doggy world is finally leaving medieval superstitions behind and entering a fact-based era of math and science. I knew this day would be coming and have prepared my mind with them facts.

    • 2 years ago
      Pits win in the end

      I am so tired of anti pit thread spam you know where. I posted this science artical in response to one of them and they started going crazy with seethe and cope. Thread competely sabotaged by the pitties. 🙂

  24. 2 years ago
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  25. 2 years ago

    When all the pit bulls are gone, dog phobia hysterics are going to complain about Rottweilers, Mastiffs and Shepherds.

  26. 2 years ago
    Tomasz Terka

    Pitbulls will hang alongside sodomists and fornicators. It is a God's will.

  27. 2 years ago
    Pibble Slayer

    All shitbulls deserve euthanasia, and the shills that advocate for them are extremely subhuman. I'd also like to thank all the people who fight everyday to end this breed. Whether it be speaking the truth about shitbulls or rescuing pups for the sole purpose of euthanasia, the breed needs to end forever. No amount of flower crown pictures make their existence acceptable. People like the author are appart of this problem and should be held responsible.

  28. 2 years ago

    Fun fact, more people die a year of coconuts falling on their heads then from attacks from Pitbulls. This is an actual statistic by the way. Also the majority of Pitbulls that end up attacking people or either stray dogs or dogs that were previously owned by criminals who trained them to attack and kill people. Some of the Pitbulls statistic probably comes from them being the dog of choice for bad people and also from Pitbulls making up a majority of street dogs.

    • 2 years ago

      Another brain dead anti statistical redundant screed by a degenerate pitbull apologist.

      This article states "pitbulls aren't a breed" yet goes one to mention 3 BREEDS OF PITBULLS.

      Then pitcuck sez, oh there's like ten bajillion pits (more than half of whom are in shelters) so, a few dead people (30-55 per year) are - to paraphrase this illogic "a small price for society to pay to keep fighting dog breeds as pets😆".

      Inevitably pit apologist posts "pitbulls are the most loyal caring dogs EVERRRR" trite rant - whoa that's funny pitcuck, 50% of the DBRFs are upon the OWNER or the owners children. Seems they aren't as loyal as you might think huh.

      All pitbull type dogs should be boiled alive like lobsters and force fed to their imbecile owners.

  29. 2 years ago

    Your picture cries virgin. Your words depict the desperate craving of attention only one with a vacant hole of a mother can suffer. Combined they create the picture of a typical pitbull owner lol

  30. 2 years ago

    Good article. Read the whole thing. I'm still absolutely in favor of pit bull genocide, though. They just aren't an animal that needs to exist anymore. If people want attack dogs, Rottweilers exist, and they don't tend to kill their owners — largely because they're way smarter.

    "33 deaths a year" doesn't take into account the magnitudes more attacks that result in disfigurement (lost limbs, ripped face off, etc.). One lady this year, her pit bull attack her husband and child, and she lost her arms trying to stop it — she later died.

    • 2 years ago

      And 12k people dying from stairs doesn't involve all kinds of injuries, permanent disabilities, and all other non lethal outcomes...

    • 2 years ago

      A 9 month old female Shitbull attacked my 11month pure Bred Long Haired GSD (imported from Germany) at the dog park. My dog was saying hello and was not showing any signs of aggression or dominance towards the shitbull - he wanted to play. The shitbull randomly attacked my beautiful dog out of no where with no warning sign - it was pure aggression and not a correctiom. Honestly still upset and this really made me realize shitbulls are un-domesticated animals that need to be illegal to own. The author is a moron and deserves to be euthanized like the thousands of shitbulls in the shelters.

      • 2 years ago

        All shitbulls and their owners need to be euthanised, there is no argument.

    • 2 years ago

      Pitbulls are very selective of who they expect as their group. In my experience all of my dogs have been very sweet and extremely protective over the people in my family but pretty much everything and everyone outside of people I know well and that are at my house frequently my dogs treat with extreme suspicion and sometimes hostility. Also pits in general are extremely aggressive with other dogs but that’s just something you deal with the breed. If you have Pitbulls you just don’t allow them around other dogs it’s that simple. I like it though, and intentionally going out of your way to kill dogs because they’re part of a certain breed you don’t like is kind of pathetic and cringe

      • 1 year ago

        Tell that to Darla Napora. Tell that to the Bennards.

  31. 2 years ago

    Pitbulls are based. I got like 3 of them and they don't usually harrass anyone. Sure. I'll admit they get a bit mad when i havent fed them but all dogs do that. Gonna be having my first child soon and i am pretty exited. And no, they wont be "eaten" by a fricking loyal ass dog lmao

    • 2 years ago

      Another deranged apologist for child and pet murder and mauling. I spend a lot of free time making sure this cursed breed ends up in the incinerator. I hope your disgusting hellspawn shows you the truth of the breed one day. All the shelters full of these disgusting killing machines. Oh, and if you have a problem with me saving the lives of countless people and animals by putting these mockeries of nature down, meet me at 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719. You won't, because you don't have the balls.

      • 2 years ago

        giga based Cherokee NC anon, god bless you for doing the Lord's work.

    • 2 years ago

      You and your shitbulls need to be put down

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