A relative is visiting the United States, he will stay there for a few months, is there something?

A relative is visiting the United States, he will stay there for a few months, is there something Wauf related I can ask him to bring back? He's in Texas for his whole stay.

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bearded dragon

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Salute the flag!

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him to bring you back a kit fox as a pet.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they sell foxes as kits? How much assembly is needed?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe anon means fox plushie.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cute

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue Death Feigning Beetle
    They're goofy little guys and can live 8-17 years.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blue death
      Isn't it poisonous?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        No? They're called that because they pretend to be dead when they get scared. (feign death)
        Even if they were, you'd break your teeth trying to eat it, they are also called Ironclad Beetles.

        The blue stuff is wax to prevent water loss in the desert.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horse

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having worked in air cargo as a ramp rat before, those are the calmest horses that I've ever seen before. They hate cargo loaders like that. Then they freak out when you push them on the upper deck. Also DHL's unit load device is bizarre. I've never heard of an HAY before. FedEx uses HADs, so the horses can't stick their heads out like that. You think they would be more careful with probably the most expensive thing that they transport. There's also a cowboy that jumpseats every flight so he can take care of the horses. He literally has to be in that metal container except for takeoff and landing. I know that they're technically regular animal handlers, but I've never seen one without a cowboy hat, so they're cowboys to me.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >HAY
        it's for horses.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHOOT HER!

      SHOOOOTER!!!

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toadline

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fresh or frozen

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fresh is alive I guess

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take him out to the desert and show him a scorpion and rattlesnake

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans 'aven't any kultur guvna
    >Bull skulls, rattlesnake heads, gator legs, as frequent gifts or souvenirs in texas

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you even talking about?

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Armadillo statue or shellaced shell
    Idk if you have those weird waxed frog mariachis but those are pretty popular
    A live Texas alligator lizard
    Coyote tail or pelt
    Scorpion encased in amber or lucite
    Several white tail deer
    A Black person or 3 mexicans, take your pick
    Pecan shell art
    Turtle shell

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Armadillos can carry leprosy

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    ermuhdillr

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      ermdl

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stuffed jackalope. Plush or taxidermy, the choice is yours.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, a stuffed animal could be nice. Nothing compares to a real life one though.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they're in austin, have them get an armadillo statue from 6th street. this one could be too big

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shellacked gator head
    Scorpion in lucite
    Shark tooth nexus
    Not sure what might be specific to Texas maybe a plasticized gila monster or something

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to post the scorpion.
      Does everyone have one of those paperweights?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I was a kid my dad brought me back one from arizona.
        I don't know if it was the lucite ball magnifying it but its fricking huge. I still have it in storage somewhere.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You want your relative to bring you an animal from Texas? Where are you located? I'm sure there are a bunch of laws regarding the transportation of animals, so the short answer to your question is, "no, he probably won't be able to bring you anything."

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm from South America. While it would be awesome if I could get an American pet, I don't think it would be possible. If it's possible (and legal), I'm listening.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyway, I'm not exactly looking for an exotic American animal, more like books, souvenirs, places to visit, whatever American Wauf related that you can bring from one country to another.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not exactly looking for an exotic American animal, more like books, souvenirs, places to visit
          Ah, well then there are quite a few things.

          He should be able to get a bull skull pretty easily. Maybe a scorpion in amber. Tortoise shell, perhaps?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of animal are you looking for?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get an American pet,
        Like a golden retriever?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cute idea. I don't think he can get a puppy through customs and he doesn't like pets very much lol

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely nothing you can't otherwise get off the internet.
        If it just being from the Texas trip is of value to you, then a rattlesnake head I guess. Those are common as shit.
        When I was a kid someone gave me one and an alligator's foot. I still have them, but some of the scales have peeled off with time.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't trust this thing, I'm pretty sure it could still bite.

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