A cat won't protect you from a home intruder

A cat won't protect you from a home intruder

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neither will your pet dog. At most it will bark at him. You would need a big boy for that. Cat-wise, maine coons are halfway decent guard cats as they are aggressive and can weight up to 15kg but it doesn’t really compete with a trained rottweiler.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rottweilers seem kinda lacking

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do americans really use chick-fil-a sauce packets as a unit of measurement?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, why would you think that?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're in every thread seething about me, even when I wasn't the one who made the post. Did I frick your mom or something?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      implying I have nothing better to do than to constantly waste my time on a worthless attention seeking moron. these were the only responses I gave you, that's enough (You)s from me you filth

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >home intruder enters your house
    >gags on the overwhelming smell of cat piss and litter box
    >runs away

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who tries to enter my property will have to go through Lord Mauldemort

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*punts it into the garbage can with the lid closed*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a handsome chi

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No shit moron, that's what guns are for.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >give dog a single milkbone
    >it now allows me to murder its whole family

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based friendly animal not being a liability or a danger to mailmen

      https://i.imgur.com/1SaIJJ0.jpeg

      A cat won't protect you from a home intruder

      Nor should any animal. An animal is not as intelligent as a person. They are not aware of our social rules, our customs, our ethics. A man with a gun understand what's a good shoot and what's a bad shoot, and if he doesn't, he goes to prison to rot for the rest of his life. An animal will just indiscriminately maim any stranger who surprises them at home and depending on the legal framework sometimes, the shitbull can get away with maiming an innocent person who had no bad intentions.

      And in worse shitholes, so can the man with the gun, but at least he's a valid target for civil suits and a better headline so legal change can finally be enacted. People don't seem to care when it's just a dog bite.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Animals are not for your protection.
    Get a gun.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing I don't live in a shithole where that's a concern.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not yet, at least.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >A cat won't protect you from a home intrud-ACK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a hyena

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hyenas are feliforma. Closer related to cats than to dogs.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes anon, we're talking about cats

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They aren’t cats baka my frickin head

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I get that you want to illustrate the intellectual difficulties your brain has, but there's no need to call your own head an idiot

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If hyenas are cats then bears are dogs

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                While bears and dogs are in the same Carnivora order, they are completely different suborders.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if a hyena is a cat then a walrus is a dog

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                While walrus and dogs are in the same Carnivora order, they are completely different suborders.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      L-lewd

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's why the ONLY animal you can trust to defend your home is the CRIMSAFE™ CROCSAFE SALTWATER RANGE. Independent testing has proved that CROCSAFE SALTWATER is the BEST option to protect you home from intruders

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ordered one off wish and i got a fricking cuvier's dwarf

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh really?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are lionesses so cool?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Posting your dinner for the night zhang?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know he is actually three sauces long

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How many washing machines is that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >literally anything but the metric system

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i live in the city in a complex where there are no intruders

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, but the stench of cat piss emanating from your house will

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's the geese job

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Home intruders are statistically more likely to be someone you know than a stranger so a dog might not either

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    15% of all home intruders are allergic to cats so it might

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's just overkill.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ban assault frogs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had one of those things but i accidentally brought it into an airport and now i can't legally leave my house

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn’t sound very true

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