A cape buffalo is charging you from five yards out. The last animal video on YouTube is all that stands between you and certain death. What animal is it and what are your chances?
A cape buffalo is charging you from five yards out.
A cape buffalo is charging you from five yards out. The last animal video on YouTube is all that stands between you and certain death. What animal is it and what are your chances?
>Hiii's in you're path
This guy's got this.
Yeah I think we'll win
I don't watch animal videos, so it's just me but unlike you pussies I like my odds. Dodge the charge, aim for the weak points. Get a couple cracks on its skull and that buffalo better hope it was watching some animal videos because there's nothing standing between me and it are my fists.
I just watched this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWGF4tWbiEg
I guess all the animals presented here would defend me.
>panda
Those fat fucks won't even defend themselves let alone you.
What about the tigers, wolves and pretty much every other animal shown in the video.
Well, even lions avoid cape buffalo in season, so I'm not sure how much better a tiger or a wolf would do.
A pack of wolves would heem the cow or at least slow it down pretty significantly
a team of tigers, wolves, leopards, snow leopards, brown bears and black bears would be more than enough for the buffalo, seriously
The mighty kakapos will protecc me
Pit bull
Not the worst odds
The buffalo would kill you with the pitbull still attached
They’re entertainment, not working dogs.
I didn't say they were good odds. I said they weren't the worst.
I'd rather take my chances with a pit bull than a birb. There is actually is a chance for a pit to throat latch the buffalo and give me enough advantage to get away.
Birb would just fly off and wait so it could change me scavenge my gored corpse
The pitbull will kill anon before the buffalo
He's a stunt dog so he probably dealt with this before.
>a raven
its over
What can a buffalo actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its horns, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
I seriously, SERIOUSLY doubt, you would be able to maneuver behind a ornery buffalo and grab its legs.
Fat chance, i will just roll out of the way and throw a rock right between its eyes. Killing it instantly.
i think im okay