A cape buffalo is charging you from five yards out.

A cape buffalo is charging you from five yards out. The last animal video on YouTube is all that stands between you and certain death. What animal is it and what are your chances?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hiii's in you're path

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This guy's got this.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I think we'll win

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch animal videos, so it's just me but unlike you pussies I like my odds. Dodge the charge, aim for the weak points. Get a couple cracks on its skull and that buffalo better hope it was watching some animal videos because there's nothing standing between me and it are my fists.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWGF4tWbiEg
    I guess all the animals presented here would defend me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >panda
      Those fat fricks won't even defend themselves let alone you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What about the tigers, wolves and pretty much every other animal shown in the video.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well, even lions avoid cape buffalo in season, so I'm not sure how much better a tiger or a wolf would do.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            A pack of wolves would heem the cow or at least slow it down pretty significantly

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              a team of tigers, wolves, leopards, snow leopards, brown bears and black bears would be more than enough for the buffalo, seriously

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The mighty kakapos will protecc me

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pit bull
    Not the worst odds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The buffalo would kill you with the pitbull still attached

      They’re entertainment, not working dogs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't say they were good odds. I said they weren't the worst.
        I'd rather take my chances with a pit bull than a birb. There is actually is a chance for a pit to throat latch the buffalo and give me enough advantage to get away.

        Birb would just fly off and wait so it could change me scavenge my gored corpse

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The pitbull will kill anon before the buffalo

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's a stunt dog so he probably dealt with this before.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >a raven
    its over

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What can a buffalo actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its horns, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I seriously, SERIOUSLY doubt, you would be able to maneuver behind a ornery buffalo and grab its legs.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fat chance, i will just roll out of the way and throw a rock right between its eyes. Killing it instantly.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i think im okay

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